Uncle_asscrack's definitions

Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 27, 2026

Atlas' demise

A shit so vile it makes a hole in the ground, makes it way down to the bottom of earth and eventually falling in the head of atlas , killing him instantly.

John-Hey man stay away from the shitter , i just dropped the atlas' demise
Mike -That's the good shit man !!

by Uncle_asscrack January 27, 2026