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What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2023
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We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 2, 2021
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work herpes

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023
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nerd work

to do in depth research of someone and/or something, fiction or non fiction, involved with a comic, tv show, movie, and/or video game
"hey did you hear Jared Leto is going to play the joker in the new suicide squad movie?"
"what? i don't know if that will work, im gonna have to put in some nerd work on his previous movie roles to see if that was the right choice"
by peterwilson94 December 14, 2014
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work me up

Girl: *having medium speed sex* you can work me up if you want

Guy: dafuq aight lil slut
by FreakyFrank_ November 12, 2020
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work deathic

When Gen Z refuses to work, so Millennial and Gen Y employees need to work nearly to death to make up for Gen Z laziness.
My boomer boss gave our team an assignment yesterday at 3pm, due first thing in the morning. Leila and Jason are Gen Z and left the office at 5, but you know the rest of us have work deathic and were here until midnight to complete the task.
by Rachl1950 May 14, 2023
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