Wonked my Willy

When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!

Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy

by Mrmoose1347 March 17, 2024

Wakeman willy

Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size

I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy

by Robbybobby1997 February 09, 2022

willie c

Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.

mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!

prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.

by dawg99 December 12, 2017

Willy Wonka's Grandparents

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.

"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?

by Smellerno October 26, 2020

Bruce Willis

Actor/plate mounter from Bury. Often moans a lot and saves hostages from skyscrapers.

Moggy looks like Bruce Willis

by JBizzleBBK March 11, 2022

BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 03, 2023

Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.

You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.

by Dr Cyan July 26, 2018