Tampaxing

To kill pussy's in a video game.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm tampaxing these kids in Call Of Duty"
"Nice, I love killing pussies!"

"Wow, that kid tampaxed those kids"

by Weed Khalifa November 1, 2011

Tampa Grant

Douche Bag on steriods.

Person who has seen everything, knows everything and has done it all way better than anyone else (so they like to think).

A person that runs their mouth even when they have no clue what they are talking about and especially when it doesn't even concern them.

New guy I'm seeing left me at his apartment to run somewhere for a bit, did not return for over 7 hours - (yes I was gone), called me pissed....What a TG

moron loser creeper douche retard asshole

Guy I've never met, friend request my friend on FB, says he saw her at church, starts calling her sweetness having never met her in person......What a creeper, such a Tampa Grant!

by Plan A Party December 15, 2011

tamponing

The action of placing a tampon in the vagina rather than using a pad. This action must be professed and experience might be necessary.

I wasn't tamponing until I was in tenth grade.

by ifeelyya April 10, 2012

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012

Tampounded

Copulation between two savage adults of opposite gender wherein the (typically) intoxicated female neglects to jettison her tampon from her menstruating sausage wallet prior to penetration.

"I knew I had been tampounded when Dennis' gentleman's relish didn't dribble from my meat curtains after we boned. He pounded my tampon deep inside me for a solid 40 seconds! It must've absorbed all his spooge too. He fished around for ten minutes before finally hooking and removing it with his Goody brush. Thank gawd!"

by Phondooky June 13, 2013

tamped down

To reduce one's Facebook profile. To live instead in reality, (face to face or voice to voice) with people in real life.

She tamped down her Facebook so few pictures showed to anyone, friends or public and no timeline posts were shared. One had to contact her directly after she tamped down her Facebook to know what was going on in her life.

by Keeks95060 December 2, 2013

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014