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garmadon porn

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok
by BiggeCheese105 May 24, 2023
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porn crush

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth
i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her
by irishlad682 July 24, 2015
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Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.
Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these
by Swellville August 5, 2017
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live porn

Live porn is watching people have sex right in front of you. Like watching your friends have sex while you just look or masturbate.
I've seen all my friends live porn.
He cums so easily when he watches live porn.
by Makhedama August 5, 2019
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porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family
Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads
by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022
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florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
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Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.
Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house wletting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into is weather porn.
by The Best Head game February 25, 2019
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