Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.
Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!
by Monkey's Dad February 18, 2020
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tweet at me

another way of saying "get at me" on Twitter. or "follow me on twitter"
i'm on twitter, tweet at me!
by dr0ppabiiitch May 11, 2009
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trust me

Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things
Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me
by ElsonHawkings March 17, 2018
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Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.
I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.
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clock me

clock me is slang for “come at me
1: don’t clock me ik this shit looks wack
2: ight
by axhlynn February 02, 2020
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help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
by prenstonbig May 03, 2017
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Lime me

Get in touch with me. Also used alone as simply "lime".

A shortcut for the phrase "drop me a line" born from the routine tendency of text messaging devices to "correct" misspellings, in this case the word "line" becomes "lime".

Increasingly "drop me a line" is used more often than "give me a call", because use of text-messaging, tweeting, Facebook-ing, and emailing are becoming as or more common than using the telephone.

Because "lime" is absurdly unique when used in the phrase "drop me a lime", it is being adopted by some wanting to convey the message in a simple and short manner.
(Examples are as used in a text message)

Thnx for info. Lime me.

b there at 8! Lime please.
by Googie Whithers May 15, 2010
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