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Coconut smasher 

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
Coconut smasher by spicyboss June 18, 2017

danger she smashed the homie 

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.
Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.
She is the sexiest thang eveurr she fly asf if you know a sashey you a lucky bastard cuz theirs only one and she bomb she run da world slay bitch bye
Oo look sashey right derr emo but sexy
sashey by By me bitch August 7, 2015
She is absolutely gorgeous, has an amazing personality and an unbelievably great taste in music. She's blessed with the voice of an angel and is one of the most honest and loyal people alive.

All the guys long to call her their's and all the girls long to be her.
Person 1- "That Sasha girl is breath taking."
Person 2- "I know right, I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her!"
Sasha by TROIBB December 20, 2010

smashmouth 

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
smashmouth by Zwentibold January 14, 2008

Smashmouth 

To refuse to eat eggs for charity
Don't smashmouth, man! Eat the eggs!
Smashmouth by Lavrant June 21, 2011