A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.
Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
She is absolutely gorgeous, has an amazing personality and an unbelievably great taste in music. She's blessed with the voice of an angel and is one of the most honest and loyal people alive.
All the guys long to call her their's and all the girls long to be her.
Person 1- "That Sasha girl is breath taking."
Person 2- "I know right, I couldn't believe my eyes when I first saw her!"
authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; allegedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"