by Emzy S. October 17, 2020

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.
by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020
