The
time when
kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the
mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the
dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee
Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your
kids are still in one
piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL
DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
