There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Rino Lining

thick skin to have when people are making fun of you

Man 1: You are a pussy, You cant play football
Man 2: Fuck you, No I am not
Man 1: Dude put your rino lining on...I was just kidding.

by LilBuckeye82 November 12, 2009

on a line with

Brummie, I think, for being angry or annoyed with someone.

Jason’s mom was really on a line with him for not tidying his room.

by ChuloM October 8, 2020

Line Marking

When you need to take a shit on a suburban/city street and you wipe your ass on the ground

It was a rough walk into work this morning, i came across some fresh line marking the homeless man did near the coffee shop

by Benshairynipples January 12, 2023

bone lines

When a person snorts cocaine off a an erect penis.

Dude are you down to do some bone lines?

by Jesus_9673 January 6, 2018

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt

Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?

by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023