Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards April 17, 2018
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egg mush special

the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.
Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out
by Tuckaa March 15, 2010
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Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.
The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”
by CSean7 January 18, 2018
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yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.
"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"
by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023
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Texan Egg Roll

When a man proceeds to ejaculate into a condom and insert it into a woman's rectum. The woman will then take it out when it is cooked.
Last night I met the kinky texan bitch needless to say we tried the Texan Egg Roll.
by Huddy_Daddy March 11, 2020
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Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
by Sexmaster6979 March 06, 2023
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faking an Easter egg

I think my girl was faking an Easter egg last night.
by Ice_bank_mice_elf May 13, 2015
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