n. The hard-to-reach musical note that, when sung properly by a gifted karaoke singer, sends all women within earshot into immediate orgasm. Similar to the Brown Note.
"Aw shit, what just happenned Sally?"
"I think the K-Spot just hit the K-Note, Lisa!"
"Well tell him to do it again!"
"K-poop" is a playground insult created by insecure 6th grade boys that can't stand it when people listen to real music with meaningful lyrics instead of their favorite mumble rappers that rap about sex and drugs. The people that use this word unironically have the IQ of a rodent, so it's a good idea to spare your braincells and ignore them instead of arguing with them.
"haha k-poop sucks amirite? now let me go back to listening to edgy mumble rappernr. 385436"
One of the first signs of a "k ride" is the storyteller gets very excited and animated before telling the story. An actual "k ride" is a long story that has no point. The storyteller might simply end the story with "that's it."
"wow that was a hellava 'k ride'"
"we're going on a 'k ride'"