A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.
by __tater_th0t_ June 07, 2020
Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy
by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021
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by jungle asian mom May 28, 2019
You go there expecting a family run place and you find it is all corporate. There is no there named John and no sons
Dude I tried that little place named John&son and there was no one there by that name. It's a corporate place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019