Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

butthole fun

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more

Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted

by Cbbobb January 9, 2018

Thekst fun

When you clap someones ass so brutally it could be featured in mortal combat as a secret fatality

Thekst fun that island boy Brian so badly last night in the Great League. Still undefeated!

by Briansdaddy March 29, 2024

Fun bags

Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.

“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?

by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019

Tastes Fun

Taste Fun - an expression for any flavor that’s always accompanied by an enjoyable activity.

Can be used to exclude people who won’t try something.

Nicholas :
“Why do you smoke cigarettes, they are disgusting”

James:
“Because it tastes fun”

by Jiggy Jamison January 13, 2024

gun fun

The act of ramming a gun up someones anus and saying something along the lines of "Give me the money or your ass gets it!" Not very fun most of time ; used by people in hood wanting to scare people most of the time they get the thing they want.

"I heard larry had some Gun Fun!"
"Yeah he did he lost all his money!"

by ItsJustAPrank! November 8, 2017

fun-size

A man with a smaller then average age penis. Who is proud if his size. He is less then average use around 4 Inces . Sometimes quoted as having the perfect dick for anal. He is often made fun of or rejected because of his snall size. Fun size is often ment to make fun of a small penis. Offers compared to as a small size snicker bar. Not actually fun just small in size. Usually guys with a small penis are good with oral but not always

My boyfriend has a snaller then average penis . I call it fun-size because it's cute

by Sizeprincess September 7, 2021