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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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give a bell

Give a bell to Anna and told her to come
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Give you a "baby shower"

When a guy finishes on your face.
Guy to his girl " I'm gonna give you a "baby shower". All over your face."
by ADray707 January 4, 2023
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give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨
Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck
by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021
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Give the project manager their head

allow them to do what they want to do, without trying to advise or stop them; to allow them to do what they want without interference, advice, or direction
After weeks of meticulous planning and preparation, the team leader decided to just give the project manager their head and see what innovative solutions emerged.
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
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Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear
Giving ear: making out with your SO ear
by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018
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Give a kiss to..

On the 30th of October kiss your crush, boyfriend/girlfriend, mom/dad. Anyone that means something to you..
You: kisses
That person: ahhh they just kissed me YASSSSS
Now Give a kiss to..
by rando hobooo October 29, 2019
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