by Skudderz May 22, 2010
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OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
by northshore09 December 15, 2012
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Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!
by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010
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Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!
Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."
Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."
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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"
Cheri: "No, what?!"
Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"
Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."
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Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."
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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"
Cheri: "No, what?!"
Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"
Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."
by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009
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by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010
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Look at Jeff. What a fuckin loser that guy was in high school, and now, because his Facebook picture is of himself with a beer in hand, he thinks he's cool. SIKE.
by Anakin Vader September 20, 2010
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