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Dylan

Dylan is the best human to ever exist, they'll make you feel happy all the time and never fail to make you extremely comfortable. They are the definition of perfection and can make a bad day instantly a great one just by talking to them. They are the funniest person ever and without fail put a smile on your face. They are also the most hot n sexy person in existence and will always be the hottest person in the room
by the biggest simp ever to exist December 24, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is a hot, sexy, big dicked, motherfucker who eats out milf's in his free time.
Cock me Dylan. Please.
by BigDaddyGracie March 13, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is a nice person when u first meet him but then within 10 months he will dump u bc u hurt yourself bc he was on a call with bitch for 5 mins u felt depersion he didnt care then he will go behind ur back and date a fucking horse/dino bitch tht was ur best friend when u still loved him she knew.
Dylan is a asshole.
by Sucktoes August 4, 2019
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Dylan

He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.
Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”
by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024
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Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'
Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo
by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019
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Dylan

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned
"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"
by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022
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Dylan

Have you seen Dylan? he can bench 225
by dr suesssss December 21, 2021
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