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Swamp donkey 

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.
That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.

Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)

The Donkey Effect 

What happens when Democrats, a group of Democrats, or the liberal media spew their liberal agenda to the degree that supporters buy into what ever they are “selling” without question or actual facts.
Pete: “Did you hear about that woman who got kicked off an airplane for harassing a Trump supporter?”
Brad: “It’s The Donkey Effect man...”
The Donkey Effect by GigiBB March 30, 2019

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.
“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”
Bong Donkey by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

woof donkey 

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
woof donkey by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019

Biblical Donkey 

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!