Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart

Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.

by jeepy24 May 11, 2024

Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death

I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.

by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024

Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.

Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.

by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025

Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.

I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma

by Brize\ January 14, 2025

Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity

The feeling of being unfamiliar with a program/application/game due to an absence from using the piece of software or by not updating the software.

Yn no. 1 - "yo bro how do i share my screen in a teams meeting?"

Yn no.2 - "bruh, the way you're trying was from like 2021 Microsoft teams my nigga! 2021 teams in the big 25'.... *broken heart emoji*"

Yn no.1 - "sybau my nigga, im suffering from Update-Coma-Unfamiliarity!"

by LaQuandreOctaviousJednoquareel May 18, 2025

Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).

I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.

by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025

kpop coma / k-pop coma

K-pop coma is when you've gone a long time without listening to kpop and actively keeping up with your favourite idols while also not actively listening and learning more about other idols.

1) LALALALA by Stray Kids pulled me back from my 2-month kpop coma / k-pop coma.
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!

by marsoupilami August 10, 2025