That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

Perfect child

Usually a person named Seren

She is just simply the best

1- my child’s name is Seren. She is a perfect child

2- wow you are so lucky to have her.

3- I wish I had a child like Seren.

4- she is so perfect

by Perfectly crafted child August 11, 2021

Maid Child

The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.

"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child

by teestan10 May 28, 2021

child

edible

Ben: i ate a child

by fruit_loops May 3, 2021

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Problem child

Mpimpi

Mpimpi is one naughty naughty child. She’s a problem child fr

by Lexv June 1, 2024

child corn

refers to CSAM or child abuse material used as a way to bypass filters on websites such as Facebook, Tiktok and any other social media that forbids such a word. It is a controversial term to use but subtly hints at what the person is referring to as opposed to using the actual term or using CSAM

I heard he got busted with 100TB of child corn

by ISMPD August 29, 2025