beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"

Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn

by SoppaSick September 25, 2019

Beat a furry month

In the month of March you are allows to beat any furry And they Cannot fight back. Good hunting i wish everyone.

Someone: ITS beat a furry month..... Ehehehe

Furry: WAIT NO

by Hans Luttenberg March 19, 2023

beat behind tescos

the action of having intercourse with a Peng individual behind the supermarket chain 'tescos'

Ayy wagwan piffting wanna go beat behind Tescos

by CrustyCheeseToastie March 14, 2017

beat up the coochie

used to describe uninhibited sex with a female . beat up the pussy,

I am about to take shortie home and beat up the coochie tonight

by MichaeltranUSA November 4, 2017

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Heart-Beat Post

a post on a blog, a tweet on Twitter, or an activity on Facebook to let friends know you are alive and well, or alive and troubled.

Hamlet - "I haven't seen a "heart-beat post" from Ophelia in a few days, I hope she's okay. I can't call her to find out, because, you know, it's complicated, but those heart-beat posts let me know she's thinking of me."

Horatio - "Yes, she's fine. I saw a 'heart-beat post' on her blog, the first one she's done in three days, about going to the river"

by Rocksandshoals November 24, 2009

Beat ass day

Kick ass day is revenge from yesterday kick dick day so the boys have permission to kick girls ass hard with revenge and see how it feels this is a pass to do kick ass day so only post it for a pass to do it

So you go up to a girl that done kick dick day to you then say did you see my post no well it’s kick ass day kick her ass and run bolt I mean beat ass day is a day for the bois to get Revenge from Roman

by Kick ass day by Roman October 4, 2020