alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.

“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine”

by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026

AlaskanThugleNuts

Where you fart on a old or young man’s balls and Tip and scream Opa and get liquid shit on there cockstrix wal they look like a thug and wear a skimask outside riding it doggy on the snow

“I just AlaskanThugleNuts On this guys cock bro “ -DUDE NO WAY I DID TO I AlaskanThugleNuts him in the anal fartHole

by BiggusDickusJewBlackBalls January 26, 2026

Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose

The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise

by NippleHerder January 31, 2026

Alaskan Fruit Ninja

The Alaskan fruit ninja is the art of shooting a load of semen into the air and then trying to cut it as many times as possible. Preferably with a katana or any samurai sword.

Jaxon and I played a round of Alaskan fruit ninja last night.

by Landyn Hill February 6, 2026

Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026