god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022

battery candy

Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.

Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 26, 2022

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

candy cane

dick like a candy cane

dick like a candy cane

by mjmnjn December 27, 2022

Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023

Candy Pilled

When you use rare candies in a Pokemon game to instantly level up your pokemon instead of leveling them up normally through tedious training via redundant battling. This method values fun over tradition.

Yo man, are you Candy Pilled or do you tough it out?

by Jinxler July 19, 2023