tardy for the party

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.

We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.

by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009

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mung party

Mung is a gooey substance formed when the body dies and the internal organs rot, turning into human gravy inside the body. Often times when coroners find a females body days after death mung will ooze out the female organs when moving the body. Coroners jokingly describe this as a mung party.

Wow Fred, we picked up that girl at the abandoned house downtown, you missed quite a mung party.

by baron von zuth July 10, 2005

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Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party

I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!

by kittyisgood November 19, 2009

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Alvadore Party

When hill people get together for inbreeding and barbecue.

Nance invited me to an Alvadore Party.

by The Drunken German May 19, 2023

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Party Shartee

someone who ruins the fun of a party, or someone who sharts on a party (Shit+Fart) A more creative and advanced way of calling someone a party pooper.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna light up some meth?"
Person 2: "I prefer my teeth white"
Person 1: "Don't be a party shartee"

by KloudAlpha May 12, 2014

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