A quick (often anonymous) one time sexual act with another of the same or opposite sex which ends in climax.
Dude, I can't believe that had a one off with that cop to keep from getting a ticket.
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
Damn, you really had a one off with that hot soccer MILF behind the beer stand?
by Big NYC Jay June 25, 2008
Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 March 16, 2012
Dude 1: Man, I have such a bad case of one-itis for her. How do I break it? What should I do? I'm out of my mind for her. Maybe I should propose.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
Dude 2: Nah, you've got to stop talking to her. Don't let her know you care. Find someone else. That's the only way to deal with one-itis.
by MonikerZ October 20, 2011
A console made by Microsoft in 2013, it has 3 models, the original from 2013, The S from 2016, And The X from 2017, which can play 4K Games at 60FPS
by XboxGamerOne August 04, 2018
Monesha: Girl I was out last night and saw some nice one's.
Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.
Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.
Destiny: Ohhhh yeah? Girl I was at a restaurant and saw a nice one myself. I had to go get that number.
Monica: I'm at the mall and mmm a nice one just walked by.
Ravyn: You need to send him my way.
by SteelX May 21, 2010
One Direction are a large boy band in the UK and around the world. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. One band, One dream = One Direction. One Direction's fans are called 'Directioners!' They have the deadliest fanbase ever.
They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.
One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
They boy's appeared on the show X Factor and became the 3rd finalist.
One Direction are sex gods, they have amazing talent.
Person 1: Have you heard One Direction's latest song?
Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.
Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?
Person 2: I think not;D
Person 2: OMG, I so have they are like sex gods.
Person 1: I know right, can they get any hotter?
Person 2: I think not;D
by DirectionerForever. December 27, 2011
Poker slang, hoping for luck against the odds. Often uttered after going all-in. Heard frequently during the WSOP (World Series of Poker).
by CaptPicard776 July 18, 2010