THIS ONLY APPLIES TO ASIAN ETHANS!!!!!!!! (I'm also asian. This is not racism.)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Born in the rice fields of China, shipped straight to America. Is a stupid fucking chink that single-handedly ruined my life. Once I feast my eyes upon this rice picker with a straw hat, my smile just faded away. As he crawled over the grains of rice I dropped from my lunch, he said "Wah duh fuq man! You can no wasta dis goo rai! MY FAMRY HANPICK DA RAI FROM MAINRAN CHINA!" As I watched his chinky ass scurry around to pick it up and his dirty bare feet swiping across the lunchroom floor, I stood up and started blasting Yi Jian Mei. He looked back up at me with his tiny little eyes and Master Wu from Ninjago facial hair, and yelled: "HAO YU KNO DISSA MAI FAVOREE SHONG!!" and starts doing the Chinese lion dance for whichever one of the thousand fucking Chinese holidays it was that day. Since then, I couldn't bare but feel the need to include this retard chink in my life, and watch his bum ass learn engrish.
He's my real MVP (Most Valuable Picker)
Person 1: "DING-DONG CHING-CHONG HERE COMES ETHAN! PLAY SOME YI JIAN MEI!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
Person 2: "I GOTCHU!!!"
Radio: "XUE HUA PIAO PIAO BEI FONG XIAO XIAOOOOO"
Ethan: "YO DISSA MY MUESHIC!"
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-funny
-loveable
-big 7 inch slong 😉
-loyal af for his Queen
-knows when someone is lying
-is quiet a lot but very assertive and a good listener
-likes to do most and everything
- has a few friends
- keeps some secrets but shares some to the ones he loves
He is just the best and most amazing person you will ever meet
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He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
He makes you feel special like nothing else matters but after he finds a new girl and gets over you and break your heart. And he is stupid enough to walk away so be smart enough to let him go. You will always deserve something better than Ethan. He will make you fall in love with him,and you will but trust me that is a mistake and you will regret it. He will be the jerk that broke your heart but somehow he will still be in your dreams he will be so important in your life that you will not be able to get him out of your mind. His eyes are gorgeous you can look at them for the rest of your life. His hair is amazing that’s a reason why you will fall in love with him. When he breaks your heart. He feels nothing. He moves on quickly...like nothing happened.while you feel like a piece of you is missing. You can’t sleep you cry for him but after you realize that your mascara it’s to expensive to cry over stupid boys. He won’t come back to you in th middle of the night sneaking though the window. He will just leave and never say another word to you. I HATE YOU ETHAN you made me fall in love with you and then you break my heart you got over that fast that I don’t even think I meant anything in your life.
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