royce me

Among common gentlemen the species of doddsy noycey and furthyermore the founder of idiocy joycey have become household names. The founder one Rev'd Joyce is the captain of the clan. He invented royceing. To royce someone is to lubricate the underside of their doddsy and then noyce it as hard as you can.

How dare you call my mum a slag, now im gunna royce you really hard!
Fuking royce me!
Cum on aand royce me you big dicked mother fucker!
Shut up and royce me you chinese dodds
I fuking hate you joycey, royce me though

by Rev'd Noycey February 28, 2008

Swallow me

The Pinnacle of how rude "eat me" or "bite me" can be.

I signed you up for drug rehab!
Swallow me.

by Sloopedidoop December 27, 2018

trust me

Most reliable source of information more than Wikipedia and other things

Jon : Tarzan was verging before meeting Jane.
Jon : source ?
Jon : trust me

by ElsonHawkings May 11, 2018

do-mes

Womens' high heeled shoes or boots, from the fact that they advertise that the wearer is looking for someone to 'do her' ('do me')

The skeezer wore daisies and do-mes to her junior high graduation.

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

Obey me!

To carry out command with order,without question

Obey me!
Why?
I'm your father! Now do as you are told.

by Grant C. October 16, 2021

boller me

to boller someone

consider your ass bollered

by joe March 15, 2004