I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank June 16, 2007
Get the Texas Toilet Papermug. *Positives*
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
Example:
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
by sd2832 December 18, 2007
Get the Texas State Universitymug. Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 7, 2010
Get the Texas Toilet Papermug. A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
by MushkieLover May 11, 2010
Get the Texas Tree Trimmermug. BIG MONEY TEXAS.. DA CITY OF DOPE! WER EVERYBODY AND DEY MAMA SELL DOPE, SMOKE DOPE, OR KNOW SUMBODY DAT DO ALL THE ABOVE! ALSO KNOWN AS DA CITY OF SWANGERS CUZ EVERY OTHER CAR POKING OUT A.K.A. "SWANGING" AND "BANGING". YES IT IS BORING IF YOU DONT SELL DOPE ARE LIKE TO ROB BUT HEY EVEN DA POLICE ARE IN ON DA FUN! GO THERE IF YOU DARE NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART! LOL
WHERE YOU FROM FOOL? BIG MONEY TEXAS!
HOUSTON DA CITY OF SYRUP WAT BOUT BEAUMONT...OH WE DA CITY OF SWANGERS!
HOUSTON DA CITY OF SYRUP WAT BOUT BEAUMONT...OH WE DA CITY OF SWANGERS!
by JUS SWANGING March 18, 2011
Get the BIG MONEY TEXASmug. A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.
by calcualter August 13, 2011
Get the Missouri City, Texasmug. This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
by VyleKyleWillClaimHisRevenge June 12, 2009
Get the Texas Christian Universitymug.