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Texas Taco Salad 

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).
My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.
Texas Taco Salad by Taconaire September 14, 2009

taco knock 

the female version of a cup check. a personage gives a female a little tap on the vaginal region, usually through the clothes in a casual and/or public environment.
megan was staring off into space again, so her boyfriend dustin decided to bring her back into reality by giving her a little taco knock.
taco knock by the regifter May 24, 2008

taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.
George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.
taco yeast by jynx $$$ May 26, 2009

Taco Bell Tidal Wave 

After taking your lady friend out for some fine cuisine at a local taco bell - for the best results beef burritos work the best. she sits on your face and releases a fart - the shockwaves from the fart travels along your tongue causing a vibrating sensation against her vagine.
"Dude did you hear about Cubbie?"

"No Man what happened?"

"He took Misty out for some Mexican food last night - she rode the Taco Bell Tidal wave for a half an hour before he got sick!"

"What a fuckface!"
A sexual maneuver in which you shit inside a taco shaped vagina and then cum onto it so it looks like a ground beef taco with ranch. Eating is optional.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave that bitch a Taco Bell!
Guy 2: You're fucking nasty you Taco Belling whore!

Girl: Taco Bell me daddy!!!!
Taco Bell by Ground Beef June 6, 2016

road taco 

when a well to do male decides that that while the girl is driving, she deserves a treat, so he decided to suprise her by eating her out as she drives.
Wow, I couldn't believe my boyfriend gave me road taco, but hey, it was great!
road taco by iheartmytacooo November 22, 2004