slippery cheese

When you cant find any sex lube so you use melted cheese as a substitute for the anal sex instead of lube

I used slippery cheese on lisa last night

by BigBlastyMan January 27, 2017

Punched The Cheese

To Punch The Cheese
Punched/Punching The Cheese

A phrase used in reaction to an exasperating event to (lovingly) chastise the person responsible.

"I can't believe you made this mess in the kitchen. You really punched the cheese this time..."

by Raskevanich December 2, 2020

mall cheese

Mall Cheese is any cheese cut up into small cubes and served with toothpicks. Typically handed out for free at a Mall for shoppers to sample as they walk by. Mall Cheese can be any type of non-soft cheese that can be easily cubed.

Can you believe Ian brought Mall Cheese to our NYE party?

by Flaco4ever January 1, 2017

got the cheese

You won an argument, so you say “got the cheese” it is kinda like “in your face” but not…

“ easy dub done clapped got the cheese”

by aveerinablake January 27, 2022

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Cheese thug

When you see a thug who looks like he smells like really bad cheese

"He's a cheese thug"
"Oh yeah definitely"

by dan.iztired October 10, 2021

Daddy’s cheese

Dairy product made form the breast milk of a male

I want some of daddy’s cheese

by Daddys_Cheese_God January 12, 2021