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Smoker's Cough 

A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.
Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!
Smoker's Cough by bicycle fish December 16, 2009
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smoke out 

A term used to define the throwing of a smoke grenade while in armed combat.
"SMOKE...OUT"
"Smoke out that building"
smoke out by Happy Go lucky February 15, 2005

Smoker's Cough 

After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.
That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.
Smoker's Cough by Boltesian September 8, 2013

pirate smoker 

bryce is such a pirate smoker.
pirate smoker by phillip December 4, 2003

smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse
you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,
smoke beef by jonny February 27, 2004

smokescreen

Watching or experiencing something while high or stoned. Ie a pot/marijuana smoke 'screen'.
Usually used to refer to something that would be better watched while stoned.
What did you think of the movie?
Stupid as bro, but it just needs a smokescreen and it's freakin hilarious.

Oh god, Hana has some kind of post-modern performative play she's dragging us out to see. I'm going to need a smokescreen guys.
smokescreen by SanGrail September 11, 2010