Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people
by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017
Get the Smithson valley middle school mug.A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.
Steve: Charlie you rollin' up that j?
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.
by Helefant February 2, 2013
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by Sherman February 9, 2005
Get the Smithsonian mug.Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf
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Get the Smithsonian Jackhammer mug.Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 29, 2006
Get the John Smiths mug.A practice whereby a group of young men partake in mutual masturbation within the confines of one room - originating from the sacred art of poleslapping where monks would gather to do the same the intention being to splurge into the jizzbucket.
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