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Smithson valley middle school is where academics is the least of our worries because of the stoners,the drunken hillbillys,the ugly as hoes,and the party lovin people
Are u going to the Smithson valley middle school party I heard there was going to be weed and beer
by Selen.roast.toast-inc. August 24, 2017
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A Smithson (Smit or Smitty for short) is a joint rolled partially with weed and partially with dried tea leaves (preferably peppermint). Smithsons are known for their cool and relaxing hits.
Steve: Charlie you rollin' up that j?
Charlie: Chill Steve, I got a Smithson goin right here.
Steve: Oh shit my man knows how to get it done. Good choice on the Smit, broski.
by Helefant February 2, 2013
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A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.
by CJN2302 March 15, 2019
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Smithsonian

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The armenian founder of the Smithsonian Institute and the block of Museums in Washington D.C.
I'm going to the Smithsonian
by Sherman February 9, 2005
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Smithsonian Jackhammer

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Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars
Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf
by KinkySlamDaddy August 4, 2020
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John Smiths

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Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,

1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold

Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)

As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 29, 2006
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Smithslapping

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A practice whereby a group of young men partake in mutual masturbation within the confines of one room - originating from the sacred art of poleslapping where monks would gather to do the same the intention being to splurge into the jizzbucket.
My ball are heavy, i think i will pop to petes for some smithslapping.
by Francis B November 20, 2007
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