Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

Self-Fellating Fillicide

A rare mental affliction in which a man compulsively consumes his own semen. The issues are rooted in extreme narcissism brought about by an unnaturally short period of breast feeding and an obsession with women's dress shoes.

You know Clark, they will prescribe clonodine to a self-fellating fillicide; you can get help.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 March 09, 2018

Sneak self-congratulation compliment

When someone leaves what seems like a nice, innocent comment but is actually a sneaky way of congratulating themselves. Usually for something that doesn't deserve congratulations.

This comment left on a soundtrack that was used in the Umbrella Academy series:
Sneak self-congratulation compliment: "Thank you umbrella academy for reintroducing this to the next generation."

It seems like an innocent comment, but is actually a way for the commenter to congratulate themselves for knowing the soundtrack before it was in the series. The commenter also believes that they are better than the people who are just now discovering it, and that he/she should get a reward for knowing the song for a longer period of time.

by TaiChiTony July 11, 2019

self-tackelazation

To tackle ones self.

I was running and became a victim of self-tackelazation.

by wally1972 October 04, 2015

Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016