Frumpy Palmer

This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.

When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.

by HGIT August 30, 2012

porn pals

Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.

Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.

Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...

by Jdandts December 12, 2013

ryan-palmer

nigga shark

look at that ryan-palmer

by pie1234567654 March 7, 2017

bigpoppa palumbo

A fatass that likes munching on peanut butter cups and threatening children to rape them and their fathers.

Bigpoppa Palumbo threatened to rape me and my father.

by Doctor phil biatch February 9, 2018

the palpatine

Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.

Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking

by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007