A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
by Paunda November 13, 2016
An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
by puglover90 December 10, 2014
The result of trying to hide one's balding scalp with long strands of bacon combed in one direction.
I don't know why he bothers trying to cover his bald head. Now he looks like Hitler with a pork fat comb over.
by zenmomma August 12, 2009
by Brabbs July 15, 2006
When a guy puts his junk over the top of his pants in order to relieve himself instead of just undoing the zipper
Guy1: Man its so much easier to go over the top.
Guy2: Dude im peeing dont talk.
Guy1: Just try going over the top.
Guy2: Dude this is sweet.
Guy2: Dude im peeing dont talk.
Guy1: Just try going over the top.
Guy2: Dude this is sweet.
by Di~Vad C June 13, 2007
Oh yes daddy cum all over me you fat wet sloppy shit. Oh yes harder you dirty boy ooooooh I’m gonna cum push it in more!!
by The sex guru 69 February 03, 2020
by Molly/Ashley August 27, 2006