Date your ex day

No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰

Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet

by anonymous November 17, 2021

“date”

2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.

Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.

by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

e date

E Date is another meaning for online date - same thing goes for other "e" terms on the internet

Choco: Oh hey you want to E date?
Morgan: Oh sorry no

by CASTROBAT February 3, 2022