Vexbolts mass unfollowing

On December 31 2024 at 11:59pm MASSIVE Tiktoker and Influencer "Vexbolts," who made the "let him cook" meme and gained around 4.5 million followers on TikTok in the week building up to the event, was collectively unfollowed by millions in an attempt to leave his irrelevant ass behind in 2024. After the event Vexbolts was as LOW as he's ever been and slowly FADED into existence

Ninja: "you know what else is massive..."
locked in alien: "&$£%£$^%£"!££¬!%^&*^&"
vexbolts: "stop this Vexbolts mass unfollowing"

by theresonlyoneazsud December 31, 2024

Twitter Mass psychosis

A collective online meltdown illness discovered by the actor François Arnaud where a cluster of chronically-online Twitter users fixate on a single public figure and treat every word, comma, and typo they post as a secret manifesto. Characterized by obsessive quote-tweeting, bad-faith “analysis,” and the ritualistic insistence that they are simply “holding someone accountable,” while openly projecting their own bigotry, insecurity, or ideological rot.
Often involves:
Pretending harassment is “critique”
Reading malice into neutral statements
Demanding perfect language while arguing in screenshots and vibes
Claiming moral superiority while behaving like a digital mob
Accusing the target of dogwhistles they themselves won’t stop blowing
Weaponizing their status as a woman or PoC to justify bigotry toward other minority groups
Symptoms worsen when the target refuses to apologize, log off, or perform ideological self-flagellation.

François Arnaud said ‘people’ instead of ‘folks’—huge red flag. He want to eradicate all minorities!
"Bro, you were literally calling him homophobic slur"
"Wow, I am a PoC Woman and he is a white man which means he is the REAL RACIST"
“Bro, that’s Twitter mass psychosis. Get some meds”

by RpgfanOnExpedition60 January 24, 2026

Fingerprinting Massage

A speculative, avant-garde, or dystopian wellness practice where the masseur’s technique is centered on meticulously harvesting the client’s fingerprints during the session. Instead of kneading muscles, the practitioner uses high-fidelity scanning pads, fine clays, or pressure-sensitive films embedded in their fingertips to capture a perfect map of the client’s unique epidermal ridges. This is performed under the guise of “bio-mapping for personalized energy work” or “dermatoglyphic stress analysis,” but the true product is the biometric data. It’s the ultimate fusion of faux-spiritual self-care with covert identity theft, turning relaxation into a data harvest.

Example: “The new spa offered a ‘Fingerprinting Massage for Chakra Alignment.’ The therapist said she was ‘reading my energy pathways through my unique prints.’ An hour later, I was deeply relaxed, and my biometric login at work was mysteriously compromised. She didn’t just release my knots; she copied my keys.”

by Abzunammu February 2, 2026

Negative Mass and Anti-Mass

Hypothetical forms of matter that would respond to forces in reverse—push them, and they accelerate toward you; pull them, and they accelerate away. Negative mass would violate everything we know about physics while enabling reactionless drives, warp bubbles, and perpetual motion machines. Anti-mass is even stranger, potentially canceling out normal mass and creating all sorts of paradoxical effects. Neither has ever been observed, and most physicists suspect they're impossible. But the math allows them, and where math leads, dreamers follow. Negative mass and anti-mass are the ultimate engineering fantasy: materials that would let you build starships, time machines, and devices that make your commute actually enjoyable. They're also the ultimate scientific cautionary tale: just because you can write an equation doesn't mean you can build a thing.

Negative Mass and Anti-Mass Example: "He claimed to have synthesized negative mass in his garage, proving it with a video of something moving the wrong way when pushed. The video was blurry, the methodology was absent, and the object looked suspiciously like a balloon on a string. Negative mass remained in the realm of theory, where it could be as wonderful as imagination allowed."

by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

Mouth massage

Mouth massage- blowjob

The girl from Shanghai gave a great mouth massage

by Golden Aleo March 13, 2026

Necrotic Massage

Unlike an erotic massage that’s fun and sensual, a necrotic message is when Heather gets spanked so bad in foosball her body starts to eat itself in shame. An arm is usually amputated.

Jackson gave heather a necrotic massage at dog bar last night. She still hasn’t recovered.

by Jterp June 6, 2025

Pikmin Massacre

Something that usually happens in Pikmin 2 or in water areas in any of the Pikmin games. It means to have all of your pikmin destroyed and disintegrated. If this happens, it usually results in a rage quit.

I was fighting Groovy Long Legs and it was a Pikmin Massacre.

by SparePizza47094 June 10, 2025