'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

bush hooker

A lesbian prostitute

Tina's mom is definitely a bush hooker...just look at her clothes!

by conjarkmomo August 14, 2011

Fish-hooked

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

by Colak19 May 30, 2018

Cheap-o-hooker

a hooker who is so ugly that everyone jokes about how cheap she must be (also can be used on a non-hooker)

Yo look at that Cheap-o-hooker
Hey man you got 99¢ im gonna have sex and still have enough to buy a taco

by Catrina teat April 15, 2010

my tiny stinky hooker butthole

my tiny stinky hooker butthole wants a dick inside it

Oh yeah give it to me in my tiny stinky hooker butthole

by banana coochie January 9, 2022

ditzy hooker

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

by emily July 6, 2004

off da hook

Can be used in speaking about basketball or marrowwind

That shot was off da hook

by Anonymous August 4, 2003