Fonky

Fonky: An adjective used to describe a food that should be crispy - but has adopted a soft texture.

Example: an apple that is normally crispy and should go *Crack* when you bite into it - but it goes *Fonk* instead.

Also used to describe the texture of crackers that are kept in a dry-storage bin with the lid left open. They are fonky.

Courtesy of Catarina

Fonky: off-texture

" These crackers are too crispy. I'm a weirdo and want them to succ succ some moisture so they will get the big fonk."

by amaninafrica October 22, 2023

finky

the last toe on your foot

My dog ate my finky when I was sleeping

by finky lover January 6, 2024

fuckyoufm

the only station that has enough of an ego to make it's own urban dictionary listing.

- "fuckyoufm really sucks"
- "i know"

by jay candel January 13, 2024

fuckyouateit

Something you ate that no one would expect like a giant Carolina Reaper laced burrito, a side of beef or some stinky pussy that everyone knows about.

Bro, I don't care that she's hot, everyone told you but fuckyouateit!

by HB4ME January 31, 2024

fucky

A synonym used to describe something as fascist without acknowledging that it's fascist, reckoning with that fact, or disavowing it.

"Isn't it weird that Florida passed a law controlling gender affirming care for all ages despite saying it was to protect children from being mutilated?"
"That's a little fucky."

by IndignancyIsOverrated February 5, 2024

Funk

A discord user that is both mentally retarded and more useless than the democratic party. Blocks anyone with valid criticism and has sking thinner than wrapping paper.

Funk: Hey guys

Anon: what's up

Funk: I'm gonna block you for not using proper English.
Anon: seriously

Anon 2: don't worry that's just Funk

Anon: ah okay

by Narvin123456 November 22, 2023

Fucky wonkus

Something that is messed up

Is the clock time right hell no that hand should be there the other should over there it's all fucky wonkus

by Toothpick 420 November 26, 2023