In order to make white people food what you do is take any meat, put a whole grain of salt on it or two if your in the mood for something spicy, then soak it in egg and cook it until it's just edible, can be other types of food but is usually meat that is so horrible when made by them
Juan: Yo I don't want to go over my friend joe's house. All is family does is cool white people food.
Lee: damn that shit must suck dude!! White people food is so bland and basically raw.
Obscure southern Wisconsin slang for Chinese food, thought to have originated in affluent Latino neighborhoods in L.A. The fact that fortune cookies were invented in San Francisco is a meaningless coincidence. Though the meaning has gradually expanded to loosely encompass all Asian cuisine, it still refers primarily to Chinese buffet restaurants that feature a Mongolian BBQ. No one really knows why.
"I don't know what it is about laying down dope accordian jams that just makes me want to roll the Hummer out to that Larry food joint on the west side."