Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

Fun Cuck

When your partner goes out and has fun with friends, gets drunk and leaves you at home. However, you’re required to drop them off and pick them up.

I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife made me drop her off at the pub so she could get shit faced with her friends. She apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas’s drive thru after she made me come and pick her up at 2am.

by Matman79 April 25, 2025

Fun Dip Stick

When you put cocaine on your dick and make a bitch snort it off like an elephant.

"hey allen what did she help you with" the fun dip stick.

by Sumbu. April 25, 2025

Fun

Performing Necrophillia

Wanna go have some fun tonight? We can perform necrophillia!

by JohnFrancis May 15, 2025

Shitty run fun

This is not that fun Northern California jog that everyone describes. In fact, this is actually a horrible type of situation that happens to unsuspected long term jail or prison sentence inmates. Especially when you're romp'd out, hyphy, got a lot of time on your knees I mean hands, and just took a 69 rhino pill. You better bring napkins. Jizz is what it is.

I'm not listening anymore to Bay Area rap. Too many homos. Shitty run fun is because ya'll get down.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Fun

Fun stands: for fuck you n pay me

Plankton:spongebob fun this fun that what exactly is fun

Spongebob:fun fun stands fuck you and pay me funny how you never gonna play me I have N U F nah hold up read that backwards that shit fun I'm going crazy

by Threegoofy June 10, 2025

Fun Hitler

Title given to a person who is enraged at fun and despises any groups of people that have fun.

Phil doesn't like to do anything with us. He's such a Fun Hitler!

by AnActualBean July 13, 2025