While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
“Nah, what happened?”
“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”
“WHAAAAT”
“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
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Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Membership requires one to be over 100kg, although exceptions apply.
No tunnels or midget need apply
Wife: what movie you wanna watch tonight?
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
Man: sorry, got an important meeting with the one ton club tonight, can't miss it.
At pub
Man 2: ah, shook the ball and chain?
Man: word, I ain't gonna miss seeing the bar chicks tonight! It's your round!
Lady: hey, you have the sex appeal of and 80s porn star
Lady 2: you look like a sexy Ryan Reynolds
Lady 3: weren't you on family feud?
Man: OTC represent
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