Christmahannukwanzadan

An attempt to combine all religious and cultural holidays of December (Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa and Ramadan) in one seasonal greeting, confusing Ramadan (and Eid al-Fitr) with Eid al-Adha, and therefore failing to realize that Ramadan isn't in, or even close to December.

Dude: Happy Christmahannukwanzadan!
Muslim Dude: ...Thanks. You, too.

by Hamna Mbegu December 27, 2010

Christmasochist

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkward at the event.

Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an Christmasochist.

by Santastic January 8, 2008

Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.

George W. Bush is a Christmastian.

by blogarillo June 11, 2006

Christmagrabukah

The act of a Christian and a Jew celebrating the holiday spirit, by grabbing each other in an inappropriate manner.

To celebrate Christmagrabukah, she reached down and grabbed a wonderful handful of his manhood.

by Greenhatter02 December 11, 2010

Chrismahanukwanzakuh

another way of saying "Seasons Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" combining all of the major holidays of the season (Christmas, Chanuka,and Kwanza)

Happy (or Merry) Chrismahanukwanzakuh!

by gazalem23 December 25, 2005

Christmakwanzaramadanukkah

A glorious merging of four holidays that occur after August each year: Christmas, Kwanza, Ramadan and Hanukkah.

Characterized by decorated fir trees, menorahs, fasting and various forms of observation of a purely american-made african holiday (kwanza).

Billy is a half-jew, half-christian, practicing african muslim. He celebrates Christmakwanzaramadanukkah.

by diesel_pwr December 29, 2006

Christmakwanzakah

A term used by retailers to celebrate all three holidays: Christmas, Kwanza, and Hanukkah; thereby including most of demographics they are selling to.

Happy Christmakwanzakah to you and yours!

by JaDeGirL December 22, 2008