Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.

Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".

by OfficialJD July 21, 2022

Beard

A beard is easily grown by a woman sitting on a man’s face

Look luke has a beard he must be having fun

by Nejdbensus August 3, 2022

Beardbro

He can't wait to tell you about his paleo diet. He can't wait to tell you about the latest IPA he drank. He memorizes hip-hop phrases and spits them out at random times: "Bitches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks" etc etc. He's very proud to present his wife a signed Hamilton poster, and you know as well as I that his wife Stans Harry Potter. He's a Beardbro. A basic white human male.

That Beardbro I know won't shut the fuck up about sous-vide. He's starting to piss me off.

by MelancoliaEye January 8, 2023

Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls

Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?

by DagsGen January 30, 2023

Beardo

A Latin Third-Declension Noun

It essentially means deranged maniac with a horrible beard.

Declension:

Nom. - Beardo

Gen. - Beardonis

Dat. - Beardoni

Acc. - Beardonem

Abl .- Beardone

Plural Declension:

Nom. - Beardones
Gen. - Beardonum

Dat. - Beardonibus
Acc. - Beardones
Abl .- Beardonibus

Beardo credit tempus erat quo filius non erat.

Beardones hostiles Dei sunt.

by TommyC2023 January 31, 2023

beard drool

The pussy juice that is dripping off of a man with a beard.

I made her cum so hard while eating her pussy that I ended up with beard drool.

by DaJRizzle February 5, 2023