Alaskan Cliffhanger

The act of placing a dip, chew, or nicotine pouch in one's upper lip instead of the traditional lower lip. This is often done to be more discreet, as it is less noticeable and doesn't require spitting

I've got a big meeting in 5 minutes, so I'll throw in an Alaskan Cliffhanger

by Two Llamas and a Bird August 30, 2025

Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

by Eagle80 September 3, 2025

Atlas Theory

When one pretends to be stupid for attention and/or to ragebait.

Person 1: Is October a year? Person 2: Atlas theory

by realPendog September 16, 2025

Alaskan Hedgehog

Alaskan hedgehog is when you funnel yourself into a butthole to stay warm in the cold winters .

Liam Neeson was a bad guy in that movie about wolves, but he pulled an Alaskan hedgehog and lived to tell the tale.

by bigdaddykaneeee September 25, 2025

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

Alaskan Bullworm

No, not the spongebob bull worm but the act of shitting in the snow with the length of at least 4 feet. Preferably in the lawn of someone you hate, or if they were born in texas.

Guy 1: WHO THE FUCK SHAT ON MY LAWN!?
Guy 2: Damn, that guy got an alaskan bullworm on his lawn

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

Alaskan worm driller

Spreading a girl's legs open, rolling your tongue into a tube with a mouth full of a liquid of your choice, and wriggling it into her lady parts. Then begin to spit the liquid into her, after which, remove your tongue. Then, use your hands to scoop out said liquid, akin to a drill miner striking oil, and feed it to the girl.

"Bro, did you see your girl at the party? Ricky was giving her the Alaskan worm driller! I wouldn't take that if I were you."

by xXAlaskanWormDrillerMasterXx October 19, 2025