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Principal-Asian Theory

The economic theory that it Asians will eventually overcome all the racism and greed and establish world domination
Gotta learn about Principal-Asian theory today in economics class
by D Flawless May 16, 2021
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Asian

He's an Asian.
by the random. November 3, 2021
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Ultra rare giant Asian cock

Yesterday I found the biggest ever Asian cock. It measured 8,32 cm, or 3,275 inches. It was really thin, but its the length that matters.
Dude!!! Thats the biggest ever asian cock i have ever seen!!! Its literally an Ultra rare giant Asian cock!
Yeah i know *cums everywhere*
by Big dikker January 15, 2024
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asian pearl

Yi: man I'm really hungry.

Raj: down for Asian pearl?
Yi: you read my mind!!
by Rb123456 July 28, 2017
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Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch
Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮
by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023
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Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
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Asian banger

A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.
That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!
by Grailed July 28, 2025
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