"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
by tomchod June 26, 2008
I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
by SunDevilTank May 28, 2007
*Positives*
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
1) Located in the beautiful town of San Marcos, Texas.
2) Only university in Texas to graduate a U.S. president. Lyndon Johnson graduate from here.
3) Majority of the students are women.
*Negatives*
1) Place students go if they can not get into University of Texas or any other university.
2) Admission requires a minimum 2.0gpa, probably the lowest addmission requirement of all universities in Texas.
3) University known for drinking, partying, and generally just immature and dumb people. *Characteristics represents about 90%(maybe higher) of student body.
4) Univerity where your chance of finding a virgin wife is very low.
5) About 50%(maybe less or more) of the student body has a STD or STI.
Example:
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
Professor: Hi, How are you today?
Student: I'm in college I dont want to grow up. Wa, Wa, Wa, you can not make me! I want to party and have fun and never grow up. I want to be a kid forever. I do not want to go to class, I want to get drunk. I'm not a loser, you are. Ha, Ha, Ha, na, na, boo, boo.
Professor: Well, that explains why you are at Texas State University instead of UT.
by sd2832 November 19, 2007
Running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the crap off your but and letting it run down the drain.
Dang, this morning I ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use Texas Toilet Paper.
by eltremblero October 06, 2010
A dingo or Queensland Heeler that rides on the roof or toolbox of a tall truck and jumps up and grabs branches that go by overhead.
"That darned Texas Tree Trimmer keeps jumping out of the truck. Can't go a hundred feet without that dog jumping up into an oak tree. Thinks she's a squirrel or something.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
Then you gotta yell at her to come git back in the truck or you back up until she can drop back into it.
by MushkieLover May 10, 2010
BIG MONEY TEXAS.. DA CITY OF DOPE! WER EVERYBODY AND DEY MAMA SELL DOPE, SMOKE DOPE, OR KNOW SUMBODY DAT DO ALL THE ABOVE! ALSO KNOWN AS DA CITY OF SWANGERS CUZ EVERY OTHER CAR POKING OUT A.K.A. "SWANGING" AND "BANGING". YES IT IS BORING IF YOU DONT SELL DOPE ARE LIKE TO ROB BUT HEY EVEN DA POLICE ARE IN ON DA FUN! GO THERE IF YOU DARE NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART! LOL
WHERE YOU FROM FOOL? BIG MONEY TEXAS!
HOUSTON DA CITY OF SYRUP WAT BOUT BEAUMONT...OH WE DA CITY OF SWANGERS!
HOUSTON DA CITY OF SYRUP WAT BOUT BEAUMONT...OH WE DA CITY OF SWANGERS!
by JUS SWANGING March 04, 2011
A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.
by calcualter August 10, 2011