wrath of god

a powerful magic: the gathering card that destroys every creature in play, including your own.

wrath of god has been included in every core magic set since alpha edition in 1993 and is a staple of control decks that run white.

considered the ultimate white card by many, wrath of god has become a tradition in magic core sets and may truly never leave the standard format.

the control player tapped out on turn four and asked his opponent, "wrath of god?"

his opposer nodded, scooped up his three creatures and placed them into his graveyard.

by mike mihealsick November 28, 2007

God chills

Whenever you are reading Scripture, hearing a message, worshiping, or when God is speaking to you at anytime. "It's like getting the goosebumps feeling, but without the goosebumps!"

I was singing really loud at Overflow, and I got the God chills!

by Darzes meat December 6, 2010

God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.

"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."

by DefinitionDonna February 1, 2016

God's Pajamas

Naked, nude, wearing nothing, birthday suit.

"Yo dawg, what you wearing underneath that clown costume?"
Nothing but God's pajamas breaux!

by bababucket March 14, 2016

Rise of God

The first time you suck the glass dick and get that one hit that get you so high off crack you never get that high again on crack. It is the closest you can get to god without taking LSD.

Raekwon's pyrex vision,

"The rise came upon me"

He talking about the Rise of God and how crack keep you fiending for days. It's followed by chasing the rock. As long as you live, you can never get as high off crack as you do that first hit. Yahzeeme?

by The_Tour_Scribe November 11, 2010

smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017