Long Island Candy Bar

Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home

Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
by Jennakranks May 06, 2016
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Candy farm

A candy farm is a bowl of candy that is set out for anyone to partake in.
The only reason I stay at my job is because my dick boss Mike has a good candy farm on his desk.
by Former President Jimmy Carter January 27, 2020
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Candy Alleys

A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.
Aww dang it, I got stuck in the Candy Alleys and have been kidnapped by a fairy snatcher!
by AnInterestingWord October 17, 2023
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Trump candy

The ‘Butterfinger’ is President Donald Trump’s candy bar because it is orange on the inside like his skin and hair. The name also illustrates the numerous verbal, social and political gaffes from President Trump while in Office. Trumpestuous, The Orange King, Trumper, 45, tanTrump, Trumpnado, President Trump, make America great again, Trumpkins, Winter Whitehouse, Trumpy, Trumped up, candy bar, Butterfinger, out of shape, overweight
Whenever I eat a Butterfinger, I think that this is the ideal Trump candy!
by joecoolthefool November 20, 2018
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Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.
Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.
by dirtywords872 February 07, 2023
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getting candy canned

When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane
Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!
by Javabooks25 December 05, 2023
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Eye candy

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.
by Tweeker May 12, 2024
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