School

one day i was in zoom class,doing nearpod and i put 5 pictures of an gun,it was an 45.Cal and 4 airsoft guns,and thats how i lost my Xbox...

school is an place you learn and suffer,
Jessica:Mom can i quit school forever?
Mom:you need to suffer and ill make you

by dog and the couch January 11, 2021

School

Hell

Mom: How was school
Me: HELL

by Shrek Kermit November 30, 2021

school

the place I go to learn and the place I learned to hate

I hate school work.

by the 21 god June 18, 2020

School

A mix of learning essential life skills and going through hell.

Parent: How was your school day

Kid: Good

Kid's thoughts: Pls spare me

by SouthAlbatross8 January 26, 2021

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

School

The place where you’re forced to spend your precious time that might be slightly fun if they actually taught something important

Student: SCHOOL SUCKS
Student 2: It can be useful but they just teach a hole bunch of crap

by Broadway1804 October 16, 2018

Yokohama International School

The greatest school in the kanto area with an absolute shit athletic program and a campus that is so flammable that a single match could burn the place to the ground.

Guy 1: Do you go to Yokohama International School?
Guy 2: Yeah, but the sports program is so bad

by Wepohdog February 21, 2022